And Then ….

I hooked my _______ on a ______.   Then suddenly the whole ______ became ______, and I couldn’t help wishing I was ______.    Those damn ______s.  I could have gone through a whole ______ without them _______.  Of course, I should have expected that _________. I pulled out my _______ and ________ before things could get _________.  Thank goodness for __________! ( _______ ______ ______ ______ )