This Is Only a Test

(And who are we to resist?) True or False 1. Summer is the opposite of winter. 2. Riding camels is similar to publishing the local church newsletter. 3. Thwapping a presidential candidate in the face with a dried pea from a pea shooter is a federal offense. 4. Living on an island near New Zealand is close to heaven. 5. I could play guitar if I would only practice more.